Anonymous asked: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Oh my god. You did not just.

Anonymous asked: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Oh my god. You did not just.

my mother asked if I was turning 27 this year.
I am not.
This is how my night went. My whole body is sore today. For the first time in a long time, I went downstairs so my dad could calm me down at 3am.
thank you, anon.
really.
Anonymous asked: Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin

Lilly does this thing where she’ll adorably wiggle too far and fall off the bed.
at some point in my life I would like to visit Petra.
the end.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via hentaicum)