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irrisss:

this means so much to me

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n)

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People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Fall ‘13

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 


never not funny.

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

never not funny.

(Source: febrezeyourvagina)

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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke)

Posted 16 hours ago

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin)

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oncemoreforluck:

drarna:

it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense

please follow your dream

(Source: neptunain)

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viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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sixpenceee:

missbeardedvulture-artblog:

sixpenceee:

Brahmin moth before and after metamorphosis. 

no way is this real life

yes it’s real, although it looks like something straight out of a Tim Burton movie