February 2012
I just had a chill and managed to elbow myself in the stomach. So.. that was fun..
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i need a strapping young lad to put a couple of bookshelves together for me..
Watchitmakesnosense:
Wait for it…
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i love waking up from a dream about eating raw carrots to a cat trying to eat my nose.
When you hear a bump in the night: →
expectations
reality
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last night’s Parks and Recreation.
just the image of Adam Scott popping up from the couch with bed head and slurring, “surprise!”
i can’t.
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
there are two doors to get into my bathroom.
so why is there a cat screaming from the other side of the CLOSED one to be let in?
