December 2011
I didn’t mean answer your phone at 2am, you dick.
the Addams Family episode where Lurch learns to dance might be the greatest thing that has ever made love to my eyes.
Wednesday’s Black Swan is clearly the best in cinematic history.. because it includes Lurch in a leotard.
I immediately regret throwing the Sexiest Men issue of People at the cat.
Because now i am openly Tumbling.. on the can.
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hahahaha nice try smart action suggestions! i haven’t been “at work” in months!
i am so much smarter than my smart phone.
Austin Reed Thornton.
answeryourfuckingphone.
end rant.
Almost had a mini-freak out. I went to grab some disposable coloring gloves from the box under my sink. There are like.. four left. The last thing i want to do is buy more gloves.
But the thing is… i don’t use disposable gloves. I haven’t in years now. I use the same two pairs of black reusable gloves every time i color someone’s hair.
Because they remind me of the...
i forgot to mention Moby and Henry Rollins..
And Malcom Mcdowel.. if anyone knows who he is.
i’m watching this movie called Suck. it’s about a chick in a rock ‘n roll band who gets turned into a vampire. it’s kind of retarded but it’s growing on me.
the guitarist in the band is pretty hot.. especially when he turns into a vampire..
not to mention that Iggy Pop is recording their album and Alice Cooper is the devil.. who just so happens to run a bar..
oh and...
I love everything i got for Christmas but all i really want right now is a refill of my bottle of 100ct 50mg demerol..
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night dose of demerol. documentary about caves on netflix. narrorated by liam neeson. music by the moody blues.
i know how to utilize a monday night.
I love the pre-pounce butt wiggle of a 2lb kitten stalking a 12lb cat.
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i’m watching the 1996 version of Jane Eyre on Netflix. when i pause or whatever, the 2011 version show up on the frame bar. but then goes to the 1996 version when i press play again.. i’m.. so confused.
coming to the end of day 9 of my “2-3 day” recovery.
today was the first time i left the house since i came home last thursday. i went to my endodrinologist, told her about the Emory disaster. then i went grocery shopping. apparently all the dumb shit drivers decided to go out today. grocery store parking lots are one of my most despised things. ever.
but when i walking in to Kroger,...
all the scratches i made last week are almost healed. today i ate a whole baked potato. i was able to actually keep it down. up to this point, i couldn’t even finish a pb&j half.
i’m starting to get my appetite back, though. all i can think about is pizza.