August 2011
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vanessaiswhoiam asked: Creeped, your creep section haha you have beautiful eyes! :D
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Me and Joe Jonas
stephenmichaelsimon:
Just got off a shoot with him. Nice guy. I listened to him pee while sound recording.
i can’t even handle you right now, Stephen.
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i’m on my dad’s computer, using his retarded keyboard. no wonder he types like a caveman..
www……..a…..o….L……..c..o…m…..
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i am tumbling so hard right now.
thank you, lyrica.
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i’m going through the pictures on my phone and realizing i have numerous pictures of boys in their underwear.. that i never asked them to send me.
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if i could say ‘shit balls’ to the principal, i would be so happy.
if i could say ‘ass pussy’ to the counselor, i would be so happy.
if i could yell ‘tampon dick shit’ in the classroom, i would be so happy.
if i could say ‘titty sprinkles’ on national television, i would be so happy.
if i could call Chris Hansen an ‘asshole licking...
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glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. →
this would be way more funny if you didn’t try to pass off a demetri martin joke as something your mom said.
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the cat is stalking my cursor. i just need everyone to know that.
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alright. the hair is blue black again.
i realized i didn’t want to be going on vacation, having green hair, with my two best friends whom have fire engine red hair.
oh, and i guess it’ll make my boss happy too.
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they interviewed 2 house moms about the earthquake on fox 5 news and both of them started with, “well, i was lying down for a nap..”
i love you, atlanta.
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i got a MRI all up on my bri-zain today
tech: are your piercings stainless steel?
me: they should be..
tech: well i guess we’re about to find out!
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so i guess my mom sent me a 4th of July e-card.. →
i don’t even want to talk about it.
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Jackie Chan just said “relationship” and i’m about to shit rainbows. i love Asian accents so hard.
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someone is watching The Spy Next Door.
i’ll give you a hint.. it’s me.
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god.damn.it, Austin.
i don’t want to see pictures of you on tumblr.
unless i fucking put them there.
hence, none.
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