it is absolutely disgusting that you and your girlfriend have the same haircut.
i know how your mind works, though and since she looks like a man to begin with..
i know why you keep her around.
your vanity never ceases to amaze me, you piece of shit.
keep pretending you love her around her birthday. then when that passes you can keep fucking every girl under 21 you see.
oo.. speaking of which.. isn’t she a little too old for you now?
This Island Earth is on tv. don’t worry, filling in the MST3K parts aloud.
…when the actual movie isn’t interrupting me…
fun fact: the actual length movie doesn’t fill in any of the plot holes in MST3K.
hi. i’m really depressed right now so i’m going to go swallow some pills and eat an entire box of frozen thin mints.
probably keep watching real life ER shows and fall asleep crying.
because that how i handle everything.
shrek 2 on cartoon network
or shrek forever after on hbo?
this is going to be a difficult saturday night.