September 2012
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greaterseraph:
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election
i’m british and i’m terrified.
i’m greek and i’m terrified
i’m brazilian and i’m terrified
i’m german and i’m terrified
i’m polish and i’m terrified
i’m portuguese and i’m terrified
im from outer space and i’m terrified
i’m australian and i’m terrified
i’m norwegian and i’m terrified
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August 2012
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so my parents are at Atlanta Motor Speedway this weekend for the huge Labor Day Weekend races. they took Rhett with them, like they have for the past 3 or 4 years now.
meaning i only have to watch our 15 year old lilac point Siamese brick of a cat.
apparently she is not pleased that there is no one at the house (i don’t sleep over when it’s just her i have to watch) and she is...
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i need to be asleep.
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fasterthanturtles replied to your post: fasterthanturtles replied to your post: Hey,if you…
It’s from Tommy Boy xD it just reminded me of it.
oh, man! i have not seen that movie in FOREVER! thanks for giving me something to do tonight!!
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Anonymous asked: You may be an "uh-uh", but you're a blessing. I look forward to your blog everyday. Your dad might be embarrassed if there's stuff he's posting. Political rants, cute kittens, porn. Stuff he doesn't want to admit to you that he likes? Just guessing...
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“He needs Raaaaaaaaaaa-guuuuuuuu..”
– greatest commercial ever.
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fasterthanturtles replied to your post: Hey,if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, Iwill. Igot spare time.
i don’t even know what that means but i know i don’t want your dump in a box.. that might be a waste of postage. i’m also not even sure that’s legal. side note: you can’t guarantee a probability. that’s cheating!
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fasterthanturtles replied to your post: he’ll never know unless you tell him. and I guarantee He probably thought the same way I just did.
i don’t know if you should guarantee that. you don’t know my dad. he’s kind of just figuring out how to navigate it in the first place. it’s not that big of a deal if he does or doesn’t add me. like you said, we live together....
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fasterthanturtles said: why would he need to add you, he sees you everyday. #guyslogic
because he’s my dad and it’s a way to communicate with his side of my family that i never see.. #daughterlogic
princessclouddyl:
crewnex:
obama means family
obama means nobody gets left behind
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notbolin:
“Coco was created by a little girl who was shipwrecked on a deserted island after a plane crash. Creator Craig McCracken describes Coco as having the head of a palm tree, as the child ate coconuts. The beak is a deflated raft as that was the means of transportation onto the deserted island, with the body of an airplane marking the plane she was on and the human feet that were...
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henthailand:
do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
Step aside, Iceland. Wales win this round.
And then there’s New Zealand.
I’m sorry, but for sheer repetitive weirdness, you just can’t beat:
idk what happened to my post but im laughing very hard
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my parents never got married. i was an “uh oh” in every sense.
they are civil to each other bc of me but otherwise don’t talk much.
that being said-
should i be offended that my dad added my mom as a friend on Facebook and not me?
..his only daughter.. only child, for that matter.. that still lives with him…
having my mom rub that in my face is both hilarious and...
