how to pass time in Atlanta traffic with your Southern mother:

declare your nonbelief in God
and your full support of Obama.

it helps if your mother is a die hard Republican and active church goer, such as mine.

bonus points if she is a verger of the Episcopal church she made you go to every Sunday there were not Falcons tickets involved, again.. such as my mother.

I’m afraid my mom is going to pop a blood vessel and it will (hilariously) be my fault.