it’s my birthday. my ba-ba-ba-birthday!
that artist’s sketch tho.
whoa, easy Task Killer..
Mama Tatum got jokes this evening. #sass #whereigetitfrom
I put up a shitty hair school mirror on my wall to cover up a green haircolor splotch and now it looks like Weezer is watching me pee :(
Yes, autocorrect. I was trying to tell my 15 year old niece that PAPA FUCK’S birthday is Friday.
Oh, what’s that? Rubber gloves are too strong now and you don’t have a #bestfriend to methodically stretch every centimeter out in order to make a #gloveturkey? then use a rubber band from the 3rd nurse attempting to find a vein in your arm to tie off his butt? Bummer. @blubird345 appreciates my skillz.
I’m about to cry.
I tried to record the cat snoring and I think I just pissed the bed.
so this happened.
my mom and I watched this guy for a good three minutes before he gave up. it is posted more than once that the door requires either a key card or the nurse behind the desk to open it. as I recorded this, my mom goes, “I wish I had a candid camera to record this” as she read People Magazine on her tablet…………..